So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
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Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
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I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
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