on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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