Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
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It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
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I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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