Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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