so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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