You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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