at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
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Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
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He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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