My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize