just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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