nut hugger
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
i love accidental penises.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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