i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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