another moral hangover. fuck.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
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