Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
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Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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