i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
Randomize
