Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
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