She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
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come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
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Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
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