The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
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The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
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your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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