She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
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Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
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The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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