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i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
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homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
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So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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