i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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