One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
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Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
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I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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