we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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