You don't have asthma, your pregnant
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Randomize
