so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
We left an ass print on the piano.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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