Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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