u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
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Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
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Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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