even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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