Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
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he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
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Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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