When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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