Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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