Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
What drink are we having for lunch?
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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