Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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