Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Randomize