y did u give ur computer a hand job?
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
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We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
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tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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