Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
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Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
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IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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