Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
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for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
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If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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