Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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