I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
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I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
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Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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