i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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