you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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