just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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