WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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