thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
It was confusing and full of hummus
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
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They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
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I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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