I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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