We need to start having sex underwater more often.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
We’re leaving where are you
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