he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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