Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I will pee on everything he values.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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