I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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