Pregnant stripper...not hot.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Randomize
