She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
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An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
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That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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