Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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