Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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