We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
